We choose to make the world’s tastiest ketchup
and do the other things, not because they are easy,
but because they are hard.
Any plate without Judge Casey’s Ketchup is hideously naked and guilty of flagrant culinary negligence.
We acknowledge that
we have knowingly (but lovingly)
beaten succulent tomatoes.
CERTAIN fruit may have been hurt
in the making of this sauce.
Exhibit A. Vine-Ripened California Tomatoes
Exhibit B. The Realest of Real Onions
Onions the size of
cars are carefully peeled.
NONE OF THAT POWDER STUFF.
Our sun-dried tomatoes
are gently rested on
smoked Oak deckchairs.
The evidence of this has been disputed
And may not be legally accurate.
Exhibit C. Sun-Dried Tomatoes
Exhibit D. Juicy Thompson Seedless Raisins
Each raisin is meticulously
analyzed for juicyness,
tastiness and demeanor.
We have witnesses who are
Prepared to testify.
Many have tried to
plagiarize our splendiforous
recipe and Epicurean Saucery.
IF IT SO PLEASES THE COURT, WE ENTER INTO
EVIDENCE OUR REDACTED RECIPE.
Exhibit E. Judge Casey’s Super Secret Sauce
Because every good meal
deserves a little lift.
OBJECTION?
SAUCE-TAINED.
WHO IS JUDGE CASEY?
‘The best known and most popular Irishman on the Pacific Coast’
Oakland Tribune, 1909
Here’s to the saucerers,
the founders, his great grand
nephew and the dream.
Curry Twist
We meticulously blend Vadouvan curry, a French take on a delightful indian masala curry, to give our famously thick ketchup an exotic twist.
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Feisty Habanero
Famously thick and tantalizingly tangy with a gentle sizzling heat that sneaks up on you and delivers a soothing smack on the back end.
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Original Tomato
Crafted in the kitchen with sun-dried tomatoes, onions, raisins and spices, our home style ketchup is tangier and has a bolder flavor.
Due to high demand, 'Truly Original' is temporarily out of stock.
EVIDENCE
Try out some of
our favorite recipes
EVIDENCE
Try out some of
our favorite recipes
EVIDENCE
Try out some of
our favorite recipes
WITNESSES
“I’m a chef who lives and works in Port Costa, California…Thanks for sweetening with a variety of fruits and spices and not just sugar or corn syrup.”
David Williams, Executive Chef, The Bull Valley Roadhouse
”The jury is in and the verdict is unanimous; the Judge stands head and shoulders above the rest.”
Chef Matt Templeton
”The second I tasted it, I fell in love.”
Joseph Riley
”Love, love, love this sauce.”
@DandyEats
”Delightful texture, this ketchup really feels like a part of the meal, rather than the side.”
Chef Paul Cathcart
WE SWEAR TO…
Always make the best sauce that Judge Casey would be happy to preside over and that means we will not be party to the use of ‘funny stuff’ in our sauce, such as additives and preservatives. Our ‘funny stuff’ is never inside the bottle! We continue to outlaw it in all our products favoring only humorless natural stuff and boring s#!t that’s good for you!
That is to say that there is zero ‘funny stuff’ in every bottle. The definition of zero will be taken as meaning: zip, diddlysquat, nadda, nothing, not an iota of, none, zilch, nil, nought.
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